I love how Shauna Sand and her dead vagina have the ability to hire these boy toys from other countries, who I guess she finds through an agency, who she carts around and films sex tapes with, in order to make some money and keep her career a a tacky, trashy, stripper looking whore alive….

I don’t understand how anyone who isn’t gay could stick their dick inside her deflated testicle bag looking vagina….Seriously, shit looks dryer than a fucking asshole, and I can pretty assure you that it smells a lot worse than one….It’s on some roadkill kick that could turn a motherfucker off pussy for life, even if it was paying a nice weekly salary to keep you around…

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I do know she’s a bad influence on her kids..she has a 10 or 11 year old daughter and I guess shit can go either way…cuz most girls who are sluts come from repressed households…or households where daddy uses his dick inappropriately on them when they sleep, but I’m not sure what happens when girls come from homes where the mom dresses and acts like this pig, cuz usually when I see strippers in their home setting, the kids have already been taken away by the state….

So we are either gonna get a Shauna Sand the next generation in a few years, or bitch is going to end up being the first lady president of the USA to compensate for her mother’s embarrassment, but either way, she’s gonna have issues some dude is gonna get to fuck the shit out of…

Here she is being fake tits, fake hair, fake skin, stupid shoes, decent body, dead vagina hiding in her bikini.

Here she is in a costume change…

Here is her sex tape

Pics via Bauer

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