I took an art class when I first moved here. It was part of some welfare bullshit that as long as you are taking courses, they keep sending you free money and I figured that free money was better than working, and taking a drawing class would be good cuz the chances that there would be a naked chick as a live model was pretty high, which I found amazing, even though I knew the live models were all hippies with huge bush, old, fat or someone you didn’t want to see naked, but they were a nice change of pace from the gutter strippers at the stripclub I was going to…..cuz shitty fake tits, shitty fake hair, shitty fake tans and bad skin gets repetitive as fuck….when we had to do other assignments that didn’t involve the live models, I would constantly do nun having sex, or engaging in naughty behavior, cuz it was obvious, funny, and offensive to my Italian teacher, but easily passed off as “art”, cuz art is fucking bullshit….so when I saw these pictures of Lohan in Machete dressed like a nun, licking a revolver, I figured I might as well post it…cuz it hits close to home…

Here is the trailer – without Lohan – Cuz the studio is scared to promote the useless tarnished cunt – while I jus think it’s a publicity stunt…to get people talking about Lohan…in some secret society lie that pisses me off….

And as a special bonus to all you idiots, here is a shitty camera pic of my nun art from the drawing class the welfare office made me take years ago…because I figure I should give you a little of my artistic soul…

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