I don’t really have to go in how nice it would be to be a pair of bikini bottoms for a day….especially if that bikini bottom was on the set of some Victoria’s Secret shoot….even if the model vagina are little club sluts with herpes, or if their like Ambrosio and recently ravaged by child birth…shit would be amazing….but unfortunately, that’s not possible and if it was I know I would end up being stuck on the fat chick on the sidelines who doesn’t wax, has an infection and smells like feces cuz she drank the water at the luxury resort they are shooting on…and while I try to make sense of all this here is Ambrosio, hot mom in a bikini, getting paid heavy for the world’s easiest fucking job…to masturbate to….

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