It looks like Heidi Klum is on vacation and unlike her past vacations where she was tapping into her German roots and letting Seal shit on her face before knocking her up, in between bikini breaks, she’s now doing the family shit, where she’s not wearing a bikini and running around chasing after kids, changing their diapers and being a fucking mom, and there’s really nothing sexy about that, except maybe the birthing process, but that’s just cuz watching pussy do circus tricks and shapeshifting like some kind cartoon character or superhero….but that only lasts a few minutes before you realize how disgusting the whole thing is….

Either way, I’m convinced there will be bikini pics, so let these be a preview of what may be to come….even if it is still sloppier than she once was….

Pics via Bauer

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