Kristin Cavallari is in her underwear which means she’s doing her best to stay relevant now that her only gig has finally dried up…and she knows better than the rest just how hard the real world is cuz she actually tried to run out on her own once before….so stripping down in pictures while people still remember her is critical cuz otherwise she’ll end up stripping on stage for people to help pay her baby formula…but I have a feeling that’ll never happen since she probably has rich parents and that’s how she got on TV in the first place and really I have no idea why I bothered writing all this about some useless cunt who’s cunt I should have already seen in some boring pictures….when I coulda wrote about the young pregnant girl I saw earlier today, or even the security guard pushing 30 with a legit combover, or even about how I wish everyone posted pics of them having sex on twitter and facebook, but instead I did this…I am a disgrace…

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