I’ve been following Heidi Klum’s vacation, not because I like seeing mom’s doing mom things with their kids, but because I like seeing Heidi Klum do anything. Even with her mom body and retired model slouch that spends it’s days inserting Seal’s forearm sized dick inside her twat, when she’s not chained to the radiator getting shit on, like a good german sex life, instead of being paid too much to be in a bikini, but now…she’s decided to finally get into a bikini for the paparazzi, pretty much for free, when not lookin’ her best, but probably realizing she’s Heidi Klum and already done her fair share of lookin good and that keeping shit up doesn’t matter anymore, cuz she’s still Heidi Klum and I have a feeling she’s right….

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