Rihanna is like most girls. She calls the cops when you show her how much you love her by proving how crazy she makes you by punching her face in and choking her out, and she hangs with bitches who are fatter than her to make her look skinny and hot all while letting her tits hang out to just solidify how hot she is…and I guess it is warranted since her appeal is slowly disappearing and a life back in barbados is not an unlikely future….

But tits are tits…at least that’s what I tell myself whenever I land myself something half human looking when I am drunk enough to not really care what is grabbing my dick with her mouth….

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