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Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Have Sex of the Day

Here’s the kissy-kissy trailer for some Darren Aronofsky movie where Natalie Portman is fighting to take the lead role in some NYC production of Swan Lake, only to be upstaged by Mila Kunis who the company director falls for, and some how they end up fucking or at least kissing, in some lesbian fatal attraction cuz girls are crazy and catty and hate each other despite pretending to be best friends in insanity that would make me quit ballet all together, but I just can’t cuz it is so pornographic, you know these ballet bitches in all their flat chested, flexible, little body in a leotard riding their cunt glory, with their communism and mail order bride status are just too hard to resist…but if they really wanted this movie to succeed, it should have be set on a resort during spring break, no one cares about ballet, not even people who do ballet, they are just looking for a ticket to America.

Seriously, boring. But Mila Kunis is a dream – so it all works out in the end.

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  • Volfie

    So, it’s a lesbian Single White Female with some kind of supernatural element? Whatever….
    The bed humping masturbation scene looked good though. I’ll have to download that when the time comes….

  • Taz

    lame movie

  • sucksadick

    i flipped thru it but saw no action

  • Andrew

    If they were both strippers not ballet dancers then this might be worth watching.

  • Drunken Pig

    The stripper part come’s later..not in this shitty movie..Im guessing and would not waste my time watching..real world Andrew..try it!!

  • sinaplenty

    Darren Aronofsky is brilliant so will definitely be worth watching, even if he hasn’t managed to persuade portman to get into some double ended dildo action…

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