Lohan’s full beautiful tits look like they are sad…I guess jail and rehab will do that to your soul. Her nipples are doing what happens to every full beautiful tit as it ages, has babies, or gets too fat for its own good…and that’s nipples aimin’ the ground.

I guess on a less important level, she’s still got her PR people pushing her on all of us, and at least they are going with the sheer top while all eyes are on her and she knows it…but like any useless celebrity, washed up and damaged, she’ll eventually disappear…at which point in time…the Ronson/Lohan sex tape will be released, because both those cunts will want to feel what they once felt, when everyone gave a fuck about them….

I shouldn’t be complaining, cuz nipples are nipples, and Lohan nipples although not better than other nipples, are still nipples I have fond memories of, thanks to that late night spent in her hotel room.

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