Deperate times call for desperate measures. I’ve spent my day looking for the hottest bullshit I could find on celebrity cunt I hate, but nothing was as good as this morning’s Salma Hayek tits, so I’m scrambling trying to find the goods, and all I could come up with was this disguting Kelis bitch in a fucking see thru and shit looks more lie Jay Z in a granny afro wig than pussy I wanna fuck, but she’s got a bra on, and that’s all it takes for me to decide whether she’s relevant or not…I am that pathetic…no matter how disgusting it is and Kelis is my proof of that….Unfortunately….

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