Sometimes I have nothing to say…..This is one of those times. I usually rant about a bitch, make fun of her interracial failed marriage, talk about her prison tattoos she got back when she must have been a stripper….maybe make fun of her attempt to make it in America as a solo artist because her experience in Girls Aloud, or what I like to call the bootleg Spice Girls, cuz they are a record label contrived bullshit band, but it made her feel confident enough to go out there on her own…all because she got noticed for being the hot one we all want to fuck…and in doing this she decided to release her own Calendar, like she’s part of the Library or Fire Department trying to make money for their Christmas party, or some bullshit Charity, even though no one uses Calendars anymore, not even the elderly trying to keep track of their doctor’s appointments, friends death anniversaries and family’s birthdays, they use iPhones, they use computers, and they don’t really need to hang this up on their wall, or in their closet, not even for teenage boys to jerk off to, cuz of this thing called the Internet….so I really don’t know who she’s catering or marketing herelf to and I don’t really care, cuz she’s hot…

I guess this wasn’t one of those times that I had nothing to say….like I thought it was…I am usually wrong so it does only make sense…

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