I heard Alba and Lohan both have nude scenes in Machete, which makes sense, because why else would you bring two relatively recently desired pussy back from the grave, dust them off, maybe spray a little perfume on them after soaking them in a warm tub to loosen up a bit, before totally raping them, for every eyeball that wants to see Lohan and Alba naked for old times sake, it’s relatively obvious marketing, but still genius that it got pulled off.

I also walked into a small town sex shop this weekend, it happened to smell like really dirty pussy, there was no one working, but there was noise coming from the basement door that was left open, the shelves were filled with bondage gear, from harnesses to whips to gags to restraints and I like to think I was playing a pivotal role in the man who owns and works the shops fantasies…you know the store owner who inserts foreign objects inside bitches, while someone is upstairs browsing in their store…..

Either way, bondage is big, throat fucking porn bigger….Alba gagged not so interesting, but what the fuck, anything that involves her being taken down a notch and demeaned, is porn to me.

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