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2010

10

Sep

Jessica Simpson Still Fat of the Day

Jessica Simpson has a responsibility to the public. Not only does she need to be a good role model for girls…to teach them to live a healthy life without being fat, but also to the men who spent years jerking off to her.

She doesn’t work, she has tons of money, she has all the time in the world to hire a fucking trainer, she is not pregnant, she hasn’t even had a kid yet, and really the whole thing is totally unacceptable. She is a public figure and going out there like Kirstie Alley or the bitch Carnie Wilson about how comfortable and proud she is cuz she can be herself and eat ribs 4 times a day and fit in a tarp of a dress and still lay there for guys to fuck her cuz she’s Jessica Simpson, is some lazy fucking excuse for a human being….

Seriously bitch, shape the fuck up, you sold your soul to the world, we tell you what you can and can’t do…and whether you are too fat or not…which I guess goes without saying….you waste of hot pussy.

I remember your Dukes of Hazard car wash scene. Look at you now. You fucking pig.

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