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2010

13

Sep

Shenae Grimes in My New Friend I Hate of the Day

I was introduced to Shenae Grimes this weekend….only no one told me she was Shenae Grimes…I had no idea it was Shenae Grimes…partially because I don’t even really know who Shenae Grimes is.

I just thought she was some ugly looking drunken trash lookin’ for a dude to go home with cuz her broke ass needed a bed to sleep in, but when bisexual Jared Leto showed up and carted her away someone told me who the broke ass party girl was…..and I was surprised anyone knew her, but not surprised no one seemed to care when they were sitting with her.

She was not only annoying looking, but also ugly…and if I wasn’t told who she was, I wouldn’t have had any fucking clue…because the Shenae Grimes I hear people talking about is one who gets press for being hot and seriously, I saw her twice and the only thing hot about her is that one day she will die….it may not be today, but it is a guarantee that I like about her…other than that she fucking sucks and has a stupid fucking name….unless she is black…in which case shit’s perfectly fucking normal…Here are her pics…

The more interesting news is that Carmen Electra was at the same event, making shit hotter than it was a few seconds ago when this post was about the peasant from Canada who sucked the right dick and fell through the cracks and onto TV, when she should of probably been better suited to work the cash at Blockbuster…

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