I don’t understand how this happened…Maybe her last dress where she looked like a tank made her look fat cuz of her big tits, or more likely she wore padding so that two weeks later she could do a big reveal and be like “See I’m not that fat”, or maybe she’s been ace bandaged up so that she doesn’t look as fat as she is….I do know that whatever it was all for attention cuz that’s how bitch gets paid….and I also know a fat bitch squeezed properly has the ability to have awesome tit while feeling like a doughy piece of shit…

Either way, she’s still fat, she’s just pulling some optical illusions and here is her fat chick cleavage, because aside from her legacy making her good enough cuz of who she once was and her money, her tits are all she has going for her…

Yes…I know…She is probably pregnant….

Bonus – They had her posing with massive chicks to make her look less fat…I’ve seen this trick in bars many times and it works….

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