I like Monica Cruz. She’s got great tits.

She reminds me that life sometimes just doesn’t make sense, because you’d think as the hotter Cruz sister, she’d be the one winning Oscars, making stupid money, getting all the attention, but instead it’s her big nosed, birdfaced sister raking in all the attention, making me think that my theory on hot chicks is true, and that’s that when you’re hot, you don’t need to try as hard to get the world’s attention, you just are secure and take what comes your way….pretty much proving why most Hollywood pussy is insecure, average at best, cuz when they’re in movies or on TV, they automatically become the hot girls they wish they were.

So Penelope can have her Oscars….we all know that it’s all about Monica, or at least it should be all about Monica….

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