Here is the Alba scene from Machete. I don’t kno if this is her or a body double and I really don’t care, because Alba died to me a few years ago when she decided to have a kid, and no matter how well she bounces back from that shit, a living creature has managed to squeeze through her weird vindictive cunt that she used to trap her boyfriend who tried to leave her, but more importantly, she didn’t abort it because she felt like her career was in a safe place that wouldn’t be affected by a pregnancy, when really she only had a career cuz she didn’t have a kid..

Either way, here’s the clip.

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