I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2010

24

Sep

Nathalie Kelley Topless at Burning Man of the Day

Her name is Nathalie Kelley, she’s some hippie spiritual weirdo who was in the movie Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. I had never heard of her before today, probably because she’s not really famous, but more importantly, I don’t watch the shitty movies she’s in cuz I’m not a Guido, but it turns out she goes to hippie music festivals in the desert, unfortunatley not in the dessert, cuz I like cake….

But anwya, she was at Burning Man, and she rans around naked with other cracked out, drugged out, weirdos lookin for that spiritual drugged out multiple day rave like this was the 90s….and posted the pics to her Tumblr a few days ago….

Every year I tell myself I’m gonna make my way out to this shit, only because there’s probably a million “Double Rainbow” caliber viral videos with naked tit that will propel me to internet fame and a Microsoft commercial….but instead I just jerk off to the pics…

Let’s make this hairy armpitted freak more famous, this attitude deserves famousness cuz I apprecaite her effort and laid back attitude about showing tit for fun…just imagine what she can do for money…I’m thinking handjobs to the right people…maybe even a little tip lickin’ too…I think I am in love….

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