Heidi Klum finally quit Victoria’s Secret after 13 years, probably because she’s in her 40s, has a mom of 6 body, has too much money in the bank, has done her run and is in a position to break the “Victoria’s Secret contract with the Devil pact…..or maybe she’s too busy fucking Seal’s Lupus cock in the dirtiest “Slave on Plantation Owner Daughter” way. She’s German and a racist by default, but more importantly into some next level scary sex….leading me to believe she’s been tied to the bed and had more than one fist in her while a hired house boy shits in her mouth…unless she’s just compensating and into him for his angelic voice….

Either way, it’s sad to say goodbye, we’ve been jerking off to her since the day she started many years ago. Those amazing natural tits that are not so amazing anymore will always be remembered in our hearts and in our penises…

So here’s my tribute….apparently…I am addicted to these lists….I did one on Top 5 Bitches Tony Curtis Banged and now I’m only this Heidi Klum list…Somebody stop me, before I turn into a list…what?! I don’t know…just don’t ask…

4- Heidi Doing Make-UP For Victoria’ Secret….

3 – Heidi in an Expensive Bra and Panty Set…

2- Heidi in the Fashion Show….

1 – Heidi Cameltoe on the Runway that may not be for Victoria’s Secret, but since she sold her soul to them, everything she did was technically a Victoria’s Secret marketing move…Including dirty big dick sex with Seal…

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