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2010

04

Oct

Kendall Jenner at the Teen Vogue Event of the DAy

I should probably not be posting these pictures of half sister to the Kardashians and Brody Jenner….not because the Kardashians are a stain on society and I want them all to disappear, making the idea of a new one both disgusting and frightening, but because because she’s 14 years old and I didn’t realize that goin’ into this…she’s got 4 more years of Kim Kardashian to tarnish any wholesomeness she may have had…and we can expect her to follow her older sister’s lead…cuz they all do…but right now…let’s just pretend she still plays with Barbies…cuz 14 is fucking young…it isn’t even legal in Canada anymore….it’s just interesting to place bets on where you think this one is going to end up….I’m thinking fat…you’re probably hoping she’s into anything that involves her half naked and taking 10 dollars a song…

I guess only time will tell…

The real question is whether it is legal for me to post these pictures or not…I think once they go public in Hollywood with TV shows and a modeling career that was controversial cuz she posed half naked, it is…You know once the family sells their souls to the industry, shir is fairgame, but I guess if I wake up with the FBI pointing guns at my head, we’ll know the answer to that…

In the meantime, here’s Kendall Jenner at some Teen Vogue Party she was at with a lot of other young starts for you perverts…

To make this post less creepy, here are some pictures of some of the other sluts of all ages at the Teen Vogue event….

Victoria Justice is a whole lot of hype….

Kelly Osbourne was Better fat…but even then she was still disgusting…just a better kind of disgusting….

Kate Mara hid her cock…

The Cast of The Hills looked like shit….I guess everything has fallen about since their forced retirement…

AJ Michalka looks like white trash…with a bra built into her dress…

Emma Roberts wore the right dress

Miley Cyrus’s sister brought her uglier than Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus impression…

Zelda Williams, who used to be my friendster friend when she was still in high school and friendster still existed brought her lesbianism….

Brittany Snow Brought her Tits…dressed as Tara Reid

Raven Symone was there on security detail…

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