The thing I like about Britney Spears is that I feel she’d be a great person to run around town late at night doing fecal art with…you know murals on store windows painted with our own shit….like a group of insane people in the institution lookin’ for a creative release but given no resources for fear will kill ourselves our each other with actual paint brushes….

The thing I don’t like about Britney is that she’s tamed the fuck down…and isn’t out flashing her snatch or titties like she used to…she’s not shaving her head in mental breakdowns that would leave a normal person in a padded room and she’s just not delivering the good times she once did….

I need her to let loose a little to win me over…all this watching her every step is fucking depressing.

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