I was forced to watch Jersey Shore for the first time with a group of people who love Jersey Shore…and it was as bad as I expected. I couldn’t believe why or how anyone watches this low quality staged bullshit…even the pussy they cast is disgusting and not worth lookin’ at…but for some reason I call marketing…this show is a hit in mainstream America, they are eating it up and that scares me….

So I don’t understand the appeal of the show. I don’t know how anyone could relate or not get annoyed watching it after a few minutes, but maybe I just don’t get the human experience as much as I should…maybe people just like garbage and that would explain why I feel so alone in hating on everything, especially when it is popular…

More importantly,there is no way anyone looks at Snooki and sees anything appealing…this is the kidn of girl you don’t even notice on the street unless she’s fingering herself while puking….and I can only assume they like cuz they are bored, she is a train wreck, but I still hate that she thinks she’s hot…

That said, my facebook went nuts last night with people watching a Snooki Spoof on Southpark….I had no idea South Park was still on the air….but it is pretty accurate and relevant depiction of this shit…

And here are Snooki’s tits to celebrate…remember, only you can stop watching the show, making them cancel it and sending her back to Walmart where she looks like she should work….

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