Blake Lively doesn’t really have much of a face. She’s kinda hard lookin, like a 45 year old French Canadian chain smoking woman who lives in a trailer park, strips on the weekends and works making French Fries at her dad’s greasy spoon during the week….

If you have never been to Montreal, you won’t really get what I’m saying…I’m being local in this post..

Trust me, there’s something amazing about French girls, they take it up the ass and invite their hot friends to join on the first night you meet them…they have fit bodies that just love having fun…but the day they turn thirty…they faces turn 60…like the greasy food, drug using, hard partying, chain smoking, random sex that ended with lots of cum on their face kinda just can’t help but take it’s toll….but a lot of the time, their bodies stay solid forever….It’s weird…

French Canadian chicks just aren’t dainty….or delicate…or classy…it’s just some really rugged shit…but good if you want fun with a hard face tight body and bad if you want to sit at home bored with a reserved, tame, respectable, 15 pounds or more overweight girl who like board games and The Bachelor, you go for the English Chicks…

The problem with Blake Lively, is that she’s got the look and body of one of these French chicks, but the the attitude of an English chick and the only reason that is working for her is cuz Hollywood is a cesspool of trash trying to get ahead in an obvious and boring sleazin’ it up kinda way, making the boring celebs the ones I want to fuck, even if their faces look 45….cuz their bodies look fucking spectacular…

Wow. I wrote too much.

Here she is on set in her hipster shoes…on set being passed off as a High School Girl…in some Hollywood Magic isn’t that good kinda way…double fisting her coffee like a motherfucker at an AA meeting cuz coffee and smokes is all he’s got left…

Here she is at some bullshit event looking pretty fucking alright…

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