You may or may not know the story that sky rocketed this site into me being labeled a whiney little bitch and a liar on E! and by sky rocketed I mean no one bothered caring that I had the funniest experience with Jake Gyellenhaal back when he was filming a movie in Montreal and I said “Aren’t you the guy who killed Heath Ledger” and he had a fit throwin his hands around in the air like he was a gay guy who just found out they cancelled Will & Grace or who just found out that Broadway was shut down for renovations or who just heard he had AIDs, or whatever over dramatic gay dudes get their women’s panties in a know over…

Now Jake didn’t put a hand on me, I was just asked to leave, but he did shove the girl I was with, leading me to think this whole rumor of him banging Taylor Swift is just a rumor and if anything, Jake is Taylor Swift, it’s amazing what movie magic can do, and really just let the man live his dream as a country music starlet, I mean he has had everything else he’s ever wanted in life, like most spoil brats…even his tongue in Heath Ledger’s mouth…it’s so dreamy….

And if I am wrong and Jake Gyellenhaal is not in fact Taylor Swift and is in fact getting inside Taylor Swift…she better be careful, his self involved hissy fits can leave a bitch with a black eye…cuz that’s what spoiled rich kids do.

The good news is that the ones who play wholesome for their Christian fans are the ones who are the real bad ones behind closed doors, eventually losing their shit cuz you can’t live a lie forever…

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