I will say that I never jerked off to Meadow on the Sopranos and that’s not going to change this Halloween. I am far more interested in staring at all the sluts on my Facebook and their Halloween albums, cuz shit like this, especially when on useless whores….is just boring…I think I realize that the whole point of Halloween is to divert our attention from the girls we lust for in movies and porn, and instead focus on real chicks in our real life’s bodies we never really noticed they had until they decided to walk around half naked and put pics of themselves on the interent….As far as I’m concerned, in this disconnected yet overly connected world…jerking off to someone you know even if it is just on facebook is a nice throwback to the way it used to be…there’s something wholesome in getting off to a real person…and sometimes it just takes a shitty costume on a d-list celeb to realize pussy you kinda know is really what’s actually important in life….

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