Here is a clip from Bored to Death for those of you who can’t afford TV, like me, and who rely on the internet to show me the clips I missed with tits.

It’s featuring Ted Dancin’, Zack Galfinakis and Jason with the nose, living out pretty much every dude’s fantasy of walking through a Spa, or gym locker room, or pretty much anywhere girls congregate to get naked….

I remember years ago when working at the Y, before digital cameras, fantasizing about what went on in that mystical place of pussy showering after a good swim or workout. Hotness walking around naked, comfortable in their bodies, until one day I couldn’t take it anymore and I walked in aroused and ready, totally expecting to get fired, but not caring, only to find a bunch of thick grey bushed elderly bitches scream bloody murder, cuz men aren’t supposed to be in there….

Not only was I fired, but police were called and it was a whole mess, but not as big of a mess as the realization that locker rooms aren’t the garden of fucking eden…

Luckily, Bored to Death played up the fantasy and didn’t show the truth that the hot girls are the ones who don’t get naked in the lockeroom, but the elderly who don’t give a fuck are.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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