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2023

13

Jun

Lily Rose Depp in the Worst Sex Scene on TV of the Day

Nepo Baby Sam Levinson who only has a show because of who his family is, since his shit fucking sucks and the Weeknd who thinks he’s important because he’s been really fucking successful with his shitty fucking music that a lot of dumb people fucking love, so that he has to pretend he’s some kind of important tormented artist, have put together what is the worst series on TV about some Britney Spears inspired pop star who has fallen off, featuring Nepo Lily Rose Depp who confuses being naked and sexualized in a show as acting and not shitty clickbait….have put together some weird fucking sex scene that makes me feel uncomfortable…

People are saying “this is a sex scene written by people who have never had sex”, but I am sure they’ve all had a lot of sex in trying to find themselves in this scary world of being rich.

I think it’s more a sex scene written by lazy people trying to maximize the clickbait shockvalue, acted by people who don’t know what they are doing, in some weird attempt to compete with soulless porno, while being just as soulless..

You see the way to merge porn and mainstream is to bring the real sex to well written and well produced stories, but NOT to make some weird blue movie that dips a toe in porn, without going porn, but is written as bad as a porn…

So in the scene, which you’ve probably seen since I linked out to it on EGO ALL STARS , features Lily Rose Depp in some blindfold, being dirty talked to like you probably sext your AI bot maybe 10 years ago before your skill evolved, making for some cringe and uncomfortable, NON-HOT content, even with LILY ROSE DEPP simulating masturbation…with this fool badly controlling her while pretending to be all intense….in the worst fucking way….

Imagine, being that bad at writing a bullshit show, with the big budgets and all, only to make a Lily Rose Depp jerk off scene unwatchable, that requires effort…

It’s a fucking disgrace…LET REAL PERVERTS PRODUCE TV SHOWS HBO…I could bring you fucking hits all day, I’ve been perverted for decades….

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2010

09

Nov

HBOobs of the Day

Here is a clip from Bored to Death for those of you who can’t afford TV, like me, and who rely on the internet to show me the clips I missed with tits.

It’s featuring Ted Dancin’, Zack Galfinakis and Jason with the nose, living out pretty much every dude’s fantasy of walking through a Spa, or gym locker room, or pretty much anywhere girls congregate to get naked….

I remember years ago when working at the Y, before digital cameras, fantasizing about what went on in that mystical place of pussy showering after a good swim or workout. Hotness walking around naked, comfortable in their bodies, until one day I couldn’t take it anymore and I walked in aroused and ready, totally expecting to get fired, but not caring, only to find a bunch of thick grey bushed elderly bitches scream bloody murder, cuz men aren’t supposed to be in there….

Not only was I fired, but police were called and it was a whole mess, but not as big of a mess as the realization that locker rooms aren’t the garden of fucking eden…

Luckily, Bored to Death played up the fantasy and didn’t show the truth that the hot girls are the ones who don’t get naked in the lockeroom, but the elderly who don’t give a fuck are.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2010

20

Sep

Nakedness in Boardwalk Empire of the Day

Her name is Paz De Le Huerta….I’ve posted her naked in the past …..she was on the new the Martin Scorcese directed show about Atlantic City, Prohibition, Prostitution, Gambling and the Mafia in the 1920s premiered last night on HBO, and since HBO likes making TV shows that are like movies, there was some titty in the Steve Buscemi sex scene….He’s the main character, a pretty sure sign this show is going to not only last, but be bigger than the Sopranos…

I watched it, it was pretty good, but then again, I like all the seedy shit America is built on….cuz organized crime, smut, drinking and gambling are some of my favorite things…


To See the First Episode of Boardwalk Empire – Follow this Link – To See the Sex Scene – Scroll to 46 minutes in….
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