Katy Perry wears latex outfits cuz it is the only material strong enough to keep her gunt in and make her titties pop…that’s one of the reasons why shit is sold in sex shops and is considered “fetish” gear….the other reason is that dudes like the way their cum drips off it…something I’ve never quite ever cared about…but this one dude I know did enough to save up his money to buy one of this dresses to keep in his closet that he’d insist girls he brought wear…since he was paying them they’d do it…crackwhores don’t care about disgusting…but when I walked in on him wearing it….I realized the fetish had gone too far…the same feeling I have for Katy Perry’s career….and now her bullshit relationship to a homosexual for publicity cuz all dudes from England are gay…if they weren’t they wouldn’t have that faggy accent….that statement may be false, but Russell Brand just fuckin irritates me…but unfortunately for us…Katy Perry’s tits don’t…so with all my hating comes something positive about her…and as much as it hurts me to say that…her tits make it all ok.

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