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2010

16

Nov

Christina Aguilera Pregnant Lookin’ Body of the DAy

I know there are Rumors of Christina Aguilera being a dyke with Sam Ronson and I wouldn’t be surprised if she was actually getting down like that, it’s been proven she likes really strange looking things that are Jewish…not to mention publicity and shocking the world about her sexuality like a low grade Madonna in the 80s is her thing and she’s here with Nicole Richie who is part of that Sam Ronson crew….

However, it wouldn’t really explain why she looks pregnant and in maternity clothes, unless of course she’s eating her emotions to deal with eating nasty pussy, in a “where has my life gone and what has it become” kind of depression I’m sure you deal with daily. I don’t because I drink.

Either way, I know you fat American trash love you some big fat women who look like Anna Nicole Smith, because that’s just part of your fucking heritage, and you think big tits conquer all, even if they are attached to a fucking cow in a muumuuu….

Here she is at the premiere of her movie with Cher….Burlesque….She is a fucking tank…

Here’s a little Cher to scare us a little more…

Here is some more X-TIna getting a star on hollywood blvd that she paid for cuz that’s how it works…..

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