One of the highlights of my life was when a fake Bar Refaeli was private messaging me on TWITTER ….I knew that bitch was not actually Bar Refaeli, but was more likely some fat chick in indonesia trying to entertain herself, but it was nice to pretend…kinda like what happened to you when you found out your internet girlfriend you spent all these years working on actually was a morbidly obese dude with one of those voice boxes that alters your voice to sound sultry and amazing…even though the core of the whole thing is that you masturbated to a man…

Well you can redeem your fag self, with these amazing photoshoot pics of Bar Refaeli, edited and photoshopped but still amazing enough to make me want to risk the suicide bombers to blow up my balls all over her face after sneaking into her apartment…if that makes sense…

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