A girl sent me this picture promoting her site and after staring at it for 45 minutes, had no choice but to turn all pussy whipped cuz sometimes the idea of self-shot tits gets the best of me and I checked out the link to the site she was promoting.

It was actually pretty fucking good…. She’s a girl in her sexual prime, writing an honest take on her sexual prime, while posting pictures of her sexual prime, to assure us she’s not some fat bitch, or a dude pretending to be a bitch….She does it in a teasing yet classy way, cuz she knows this is exactly what I am looking for to jerk off to, not cuz I am a woman, but because porn, especially throat fucking porn is boring and the bitches in it are disgusting.

She’s got a perfect formula you can’t go wrong with and I’m pretty much an expert about this shit….so I can tell that it won’t be long before this bitch is famous.

In case you didn’t know, I make people famous sometimes. I’ve helped pornstars become pornstars, shitty bloggers become bigtime bloggers, and everyone seems to forget me when they’ve made it, and for once I don’t care if this bitch does, cuz I’ll be busy staring at her pics.

So in posting this, I may have signed a deal with the devil….but at least the devil’s seduced me with hot fucking stories and pics of her hot fucking body. It’s a small trade off and it is safe to assume that she may just be the future…so watch out for her…while I don’t stop watching her. If you now what I mean.

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