I don’t think I have a midget fetish, but I definitely get a kick out of watching midgets trying to make it in our big person world. I don’t necessarily find midgets hot, but there is something about their stumpy legs that give them some serious lookin’ booty, booty only real fucking perverts and/or demented 6 foot 5 Russian boxer would want to see his dick tear apart in some depraved psychopathic way, cuz fighting to the death, blood and knocked out teeth is kinda his thing….

It’s so weird to me that Hayden Panettiere is banging her monster, but it’s even weirder to me that I know that. I figure if this was me 5 years ago, I wouldn’t know who Hayden Panettiere was. I would have been like the rest of the world, cuz I write this celeb shit daily, but when I talk to the average person, they know nothin’ about it, and I remember how that felt, it was nice.

So here are her shitty stumpy leggs, her cellulite, in shorts, getting out of a car, and you’ll probably jerk off to this, cuz you are weird and into this kinda celebrity bullshit.

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