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2010

18

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

This is my 11 am morning show. I know I am going up against The View, which is probably a tough act to compete with, but I wouldn’t know, cuz whenever I happen to come across that amazing smut I can’t help but focus in on Whoopi and pretty much black out in a lust filled schizophrenic episode and next thing you know, kids and parents are lookin’ at me mortified and mall security is grabbing me out of the Radio Shack by my hair….her organic looking smells and Ted Danson expired cum still in her nasty pussy and her talks about her losing her bladder control and her menopause and all that goodnesss….

So here

SF Chuck E. Cheese Robbed at gunpoint

Man gets profane receipt from Burger King

A drunk driving suspect thought he put his car in park, but he put it in reverse. Chaos ensued and nobody was hurt.

Notorious bad Detroit neighbor accused of trying to run down neighbor

Jennifer Petkov, who used Facebook to taunt the family of 7-year-old Kathleen Edward, remains free on bond after waiving her rights to a preliminary hearing.

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