I am finally getting the stepNEWS up at a reasonible hour, you’d think I had this morning show fantasy finally on lock down, but unlike normal morning show hosts, I’m fucking up at this hour cuz I was on a fucking bender and haven’t got any fucking sleep yet…I am still drunk, my eyes are burning and I think this glass of wine is a horrible idea but it’s all the fucking booze I can find…here is some fun shit goin in the news…cuz it makes me happy….even though drunk makes me feel as happy as I can possibly be…Hello day. I can’t wait to pass the fuck out and sleep all day.

Here is the stepNEWS

Pregnant Dallas teacher arrested for sex with students

TX Teacher Busted Taping Student in Bathroom

Wisconsin man upset dealership sends mail to dead wife

An Wisconsin man thought he sent a clear message to a dealership to stop sending mail addressed to his deceased wife. Instead the dealership sent mail to ‘June Is Dead’.

Ohio Amputee Tased in Wheelchair

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