I guess the sperm finally stuck…I guess a dude finally jumped on this frieght train and did what she wanted all these years…and that was pretend to love her and knock her up so she’d stop feeling second rate to her sister….someone finally saw the opportunity we all saw as her sadness emotionally ate in one sitting enough food to feed a small family for a week…

I guess, someone finally pulled the K-fed…unless she’s just still fat as fucking hell…far fatter than ever…only to be confused for being pregnant and not denying it for embarrassment that she’s hit the point where people think she’s knocked up, even though she’s just a fucking porker…Lock your fridges….Jessica Simpson is coming for your baked goods….

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