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2010

25

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Angels Lip Syncing Shitty Katy Perry Music of the Day

Katy Perry sucks….Her music is fucking horrible. Her voice is horrible. She just has a good scam going cuz it tricks young girls into buying records with her candycoated hipster inspired pop she created in some scam by fucking the right person….and trust me, I know she did for a fact, cuz her level of talent alone wouldn’t even get bitch a job singing into dicks as an escort agency that targets people with singing hooker fetishes…not to mention, I know people who she sucked off on her rise to the top….

But I didn’t realize she was so bad that even when the hottest professional women in the world lip sync the shit, it still sounds like some dying animal I shoved up my ass while experimenting prostate orgasms like I was Richard Gere. Even with the right front man her sound is irritating at best…

Watch this on mute, cuz models are fun to watch move their mouths, but the sountrack they decided to partner up with is fucking offensive and takes away from it’s delicate beauty.

It is their viral video to advertise the fashion show I probably won’t watch since I don’t have a TV on Tuesday and because it’s boring, the same shit year after year, and lacks serious nipple.

I just think it does a good job proving just how overrated Katy Perry in a visually stimulating way.

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