I was drinking Vodka til 7 am. I am a disaster. But not as much of a disaster as Doutzen Kroes pussy is going to be in a few months….

It’s always such a stupid decision when a model, especially a lingerie model jumps the soaking her uterus with semen….she should have thought it out….

I give thanks for the hangover….

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