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2010

06

Dec

Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Kelly Bensimon. She is a nobody. I just know shehas this irritating persona, she is on a low quality shitty concept TV show, she is living off her ex-husband she probably married for money’ alimony checks, and she’s even kept his last name, in efforts to associate her whore pussy with something that may be respected or prestigious in her little stupid world. Her middle aged hard yet weird shaped body she works so hard for when she’s not getting plastic surgery to hold onto her youth cuz she’s got nothing else going on and all the time in the world and pretty much anything about her disgusts me….

I’m all for being lazy, unemployed, living off other people, doing as little as possible to get by, I mean I do the same thing as this bitch, only on a much smaller scale, cuz my wife has real welfare budget, so I can only get 5-10 dollars a day out of her, but it’s practically the same hustle, I’m just not as high maintenance, fancy or obnoxious as this shit.

Here she is in a bikini.

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