I know one thing you’d rather get COVID than suck on….Kelly Bensimon pussy! I mean you’d probably rather Kelly Bensimon’s pussy than do anything because you’re a desperate pervert…but what I am trying to get across, but since I’m not a writer despite writing all fucking day, is that her pussy is basically COVID if it was a pussy….

She’s in Miami in a bathing suit basically showing you want a zombie cunt looks like after it’s fucked all the money out of Maxim’s own resident photographer Gilles Bensimon who is probably 90 years old and has been a photographer since the 1940s….more importantly, has was also been married to Elle Macpherson, the much hotter pussy than Kelly Bensimon….that probably rooked her into marrying him in the first place…and I guess upon further reflection, she’s not so bad for some vapid, old as shit bitch in a bathing suit…I mean most old as shit bitches don’t look as good as rich old as shit bitches but they probably have the same rotting smell because of the whole aging process you can’t avoid even if you starve yourself and get plastic surgery to offset the aging process!

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Kelly Bensimon’s tits have been social distancing themselves from each other for years, one is so far around her body it almost lives on her back..

Exhibit A:

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Kelly Bensimon, busted out her robot / bolt on / Real Housewife reality show starring / zombie tit at whatever event she’s at…and it was what you’d expect it to be…uneventful, even terrifying…

The only interesting thing about her is that she’s the ex wife of some creeper photographer – who still shoots for those assholes at MAXIM – and who has been shooting girls since the 60s – and who at one point in time married and possibly knocked up Elle Macpherson, before life collapsing and ending up with this mess…

I mean Elle Macpherson is amazing…and is still amazing…while whatever the fuck this is…is just weird. Bootleg…Attention seeking…and the real reason she probably ended up with the guy – was because of Elle Macpherson, you know to attach herself to something that fucked something so much better than her – while being horrible…it’s good for self esteem.

Here are more nips..

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Kelly Bensimon was a real house wife of some random city – which is code for a sugar baby who was married to some rich photographer in his 80s who still shoots for Maxim named Gilles Bensimon – who was previously married to the much hotter Elle Macpherson – but who ended up breeding with this one….because she is an opportunist….

She’s on the beach somewhere in a bikini and since it is christmas I figured what better time of year to zoom in on her 50 year old vagina and look at the weirdness going on down there…because I figure someone’s paid a lot of money to lick that – when the divorce is factored in and her settlement qualifies her being a NYC socialite….we might as well document how it degrades / rots / depending on who you ask….

Fascinating….

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Kelly Bensimon is the bootleg Elle MAcpherson, who married Elle Macpherson’s ex husband, fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon, who is probably around 100 years old, but still shooting Maxim amd other magazines, cuz he’s good..and probably has a huge dick, because he’s able to get babes like Elle Macpherson, the first model I remember jerking off to to marry him….or maybe just rich…models love spending rich dude money…it’s some high class escort hustle..

Either way, Kelly Bensimon, has gone on to great things in her divorce, like becoming a socialite on a shitty exploitative even disgusting show about rich old ladies who look like porn chicks…and I guess that wasn’t enough for her…so she’s gone out in public with this pretty appropriate attention seeking shirt..classy.

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