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2010

29

Jul

Kelly Bensimon’s Old Ripped Body In Tight Shorts of the Day

Kelly Bensimon is some bootleg Elle Macpherson who even married Elle Macpherson’s baby daddy, probably to satisfy her obsession, she kept his name and his kids and I guess his money…all so the public knows…and I just see garbage old pussy that deserved to be thrown away…but at least she keeps herself fit in little spandex shorts…

Whenever I look at older pussy, I wonder how many dicks have been inside them. Whenever I look at old pussy that used to model and work the party scene hard enough to meet Elle Macpherson’s husband….I think about how many of those dicks left behind some baggage….How many STDs has she had, how many abortions, how many group cocks at once, how many double penetrations I’ll just never know…but I can spot a gold digging bottom feeding slut when I see one…and I know that they work their pussy hard to get where they are and the older they are…the more miles their pussy travels and sometimes that’s good enough for me….especailly when she’s in spandex shorts…

Either way, she deleted me off facebook, so I am forced to hate her…but here are pictures of her jogging in booty shorts…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

01

Jul

Kelly Bensimon’s Ripped Orange Jogging Body of the Day

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This leather faced piece of garbage who married Elle Macpherson’s baby daddy and kept his name cuz it gave her a little status in her whore life cuz all she ever accomplished was sucking his fashion photographer dick to feel associated with the glamourous life blocked me on facebook….and to think all the nice things I wrote in her comments about how bad I wanted to see her orange, yellow, Moroccan named fleshy and muscular pussy on stage at a strip club doing chin-ups were deleted and will never be again…what a waste of fucking time on this waste of fucking space cunt….and here she is orange and jogging.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

04

May

Kelly Bensimon is Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day

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Seeing old ladies in bikinis is really only hot at the Senior Aquarobics class….but that’s just because I always get to see some grey pubic hair peaking out of their bathing suit bottoms since real old ladies embrace their age and don’t try to keep up with the times by getting bikini waxes, spending the day in the gym to have ripped awkward looking bodies so they can dress like they are young and hip, struggling to get noticed with a TV career all because you have a complex that cuz the pussy your ex-husband who’s name you kept was involved with, looks substantially hotter than you…..Real old ladies are authentic and not trash like this bitch…and authentic is always hot, especially when there is grey pubic hair since it excites me and has excited me since my glory days at the old folk’s home where I had some of my hottest sexually encounters cuz with enough lube, the pussy flowed like a waterfall and there was always one ready and willing when I was….cuz old ladies are easy…especially when they have no idea what is happening to them, are taking a nap, or have dementia….and here is Kelly Bensimon in her bikini with her ripped bodies trying to get noticed cuz this is all she has going for her…this is her peak and she’s not ready to let her low level celebrity slide just yet….

Pics via Fame

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2010

25

Mar

Some More Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini of the Day

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You know my life is pretty fucking shitty when I do two posts on Kelly Bensimon in one day…She’s a ripped mom in a bikini who I really don’t know much about, or really care to know anything about, because she seems like a rich bitch trying to get attention cuz she’s bitter her ex husband left her fat ass, so she hit the gym and spends all his money with a fucking smile. The kind of girl who makes her relationships as public as she can so that it gets back to him as a “fuck you, I don’t need you, I just need your money”…

I just can’t help but post pictures of anyone getting her titties sorted out by a helper, no matter how old, or how much she likes her ripped body to get fucked by young cock…and this post confirms yet again, that I suck at life…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

25

Mar

Kelly Bensimon in Her Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some wallet fucker who managed to get noticed. Maybe it has to do with her keeping her ex-husbands name, who in case you didn’t know, is some rich fashion photographer who has kids with bitches like Elle Macpherson, or maybe it’s because of her talent as a well respected model no ones ever heard of….

She’s on a show called Real Housewives of New York that I fucking hope you don’t watch, and she’s got a pretty ripped fucking body, especially for a mother of two, but the probably with bitches with really ripped bodies, is that they kinda start lookin’ like dudes.

I’m not into tired, haggard, old, sloppy pussy, but you probably are, so here she is in her bikini….and the pictures are about as inspiring as this post. Thanks Kelly Bensimon for being totally uninspiring. You cunt.

Pics via Fame

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2009

08

Oct

Kelly Bensimon in her Mesh Bikini of the Day

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The fact that Kelly Killoren still goes by her ex-husband’s name, just goes to show you that she’s the kind of wallet fucking attention whore you’d expect her to be. You see, when a woman has her own identity, she doesn’t bother milking her successful fashion photographer ex-husband who was once married to Elle Macpherson by riding his name and cashing his alimony checks when not doing her gig on Real Housewives of New York and some bullshit fashion line she started or working out intensely enough to have turned her body into that of a man’s, despite how well hidden her cock is in her white bikini bottoms….
That said, she’s on the beach in some mesh bikini top, showing off her dark nipples and I’m not sure if liking this makes you gay or not, because this is obviously on some tranny shit.

Pics via INFphoto

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2009

06

Oct

Kelly Bensimon Disgusting Ripped Body of the Day

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There is a time in every workout addict’s life when she’s gotta look in the mirror and realize that she’s gone too fucking far passed that lookin’ healthy and fit point and reached that “I wonder if she’s got a cock” point. Seriously, she’s boxy and ripped and anyone who fucks her would have to be a queer trying to climb the social ladder without actually having access to someone who can really get him where he wants to be, but figures since she’s on TV and has money she’s a good start, and the fact that she barely looks like a woman, makes it less hetero and it turns out my assumptions are right because in March of this year her boyfriend Nicholas Stefanov charged her for assault cuz she punched him in the face, something no straight guy would ever admit to the police for fear of being laughed out of the room.

Either way, here she is maintaining her testicles.