I know one thing you’d rather get COVID than suck on….Kelly Bensimon pussy! I mean you’d probably rather Kelly Bensimon’s pussy than do anything because you’re a desperate pervert…but what I am trying to get across, but since I’m not a writer despite writing all fucking day, is that her pussy is basically COVID if it was a pussy….

She’s in Miami in a bathing suit basically showing you want a zombie cunt looks like after it’s fucked all the money out of Maxim’s own resident photographer Gilles Bensimon who is probably 90 years old and has been a photographer since the 1940s….more importantly, has was also been married to Elle Macpherson, the much hotter pussy than Kelly Bensimon….that probably rooked her into marrying him in the first place…and I guess upon further reflection, she’s not so bad for some vapid, old as shit bitch in a bathing suit…I mean most old as shit bitches don’t look as good as rich old as shit bitches but they probably have the same rotting smell because of the whole aging process you can’t avoid even if you starve yourself and get plastic surgery to offset the aging process!

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