Kelly Bensimon, busted out her robot / bolt on / Real Housewife reality show starring / zombie tit at whatever event she’s at…and it was what you’d expect it to be…uneventful, even terrifying…

The only interesting thing about her is that she’s the ex wife of some creeper photographer – who still shoots for those assholes at MAXIM – and who has been shooting girls since the 60s – and who at one point in time married and possibly knocked up Elle Macpherson, before life collapsing and ending up with this mess…

I mean Elle Macpherson is amazing…and is still amazing…while whatever the fuck this is…is just weird. Bootleg…Attention seeking…and the real reason she probably ended up with the guy – was because of Elle Macpherson, you know to attach herself to something that fucked something so much better than her – while being horrible…it’s good for self esteem.

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