I can’t figure out what the hell I’m looking at, I just know it is in a bikini. It could have a great career as the monster in a horror movie, but instead it is just the rich ex wife of some rich fashion guy who clearly has too much money on her hand so that she can afford botox, plastic surgery, trainers, health food and not working to achieve everything that is wrong with the rich tropy wife life. You know using your looks to get you so much, and trying to hold onto those looks cuz they all you have going for you, and who really cares why this middle age rich ex wife comeback tour happened, I just know that whatever it is, it looks like it’s coming to eat my babies and it’s freaking me the fuck out.

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