Kelly Bensimon Bikini of the Day

2017

Apr

It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Kelly Bensimon in a bikini..

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Kelly Bensimon, despite being alive, her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bikini….

What is this boxy menopausal mess doing…who knows…who really knows….because I don’t fucking know who this monster is other than being in some Real Housewives shit and more importantly – having a husband named Gilles – or ex husband – be previously married to Elle Macpherson who is way hotter than this….because he’s a creepy photog who is still creepy photoging and girls love that shit..