No, I’m not talking about Jessica Alba’s actual box, but I am assuming that hers is just as cold, dead and cavernous, you know capable of storing your Christmas decorations, and that midget stripper prostitute you kidnapped during a drug raid at the local midget strip club that you accidentally fucked to death when you got it home cuz you didn’t realize her little stripper pussy couldn’t handle your forearm, cuz shit hit vital organs unlike the pussy you are used to that is built like Jessica Alba’s box, cuz it has a couple kids and is lifesize. If you know what I mean.

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