I know these wax figures of people are supposed to be a better looking rendition of the person they are of, because if they were identical, none of these vain, self-involved, disguting actors would bother doing it, and even with their expert wax figure artist, Lady Gaga’s is one I wouldn’t fuck…..and I pretty much fuck everything inanimate….just last night I woke up with my dick wedged between a dresser drawer with a cheap wine bottle up my ass…but I know you’re less picky when it comes to your sex dolls, like my friend Tommy, who was the guy who developed a loving relationship with his sex doll and took her on dates, dressed her up, would make dinner for her, and even tried to coordinate a marriage with her, which made the whole thing really fucking awkward cuz Tommy was ghetto and could only affor a pocket pussy without the rest of her body…and even as used up and weird as that was…it was still better than this Gaga shit…

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