Jessica Alba is fucking boring….what is even more boring is that I am writing about her just for wearing a dress that showed off a little titty like it’s a big deal. Seriously, when I think about the fact that I pulled these pictures off the internet, resized them and uploaded them to my site one by one, like some kind of virgin loser who doesn’t have better things to do but gather pictures of bitches he is convinced are of his bride who just doesn’t realize it yet and the whole thing makes me feel fucking pathetic. Seriously.

I don’t know why I do what I do. I’m too cool for this shit. It makes no sense to me, especailly when I don’t make money on this shit and don’t care or have a passion for this celebrity lie, especially when the pics are of some bitch who had a no nudity clause when she mattered before she got herself knocked up to get her man back…..

Here is her cleavage. I hate myself for this post…but I hated myself before this post…so I did it anyway…

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