Lady Gaga has less sex appeal of a frail old man you see struggling with his bags getting off the bus…so you know she is either getting felt up by a crazed starstruck person who goes nuts when she sees anyone that she has seen on TV, or someone who buys into the Gaga marketing campaign that everyone knows is bullshit, except the millions of people who love her cuz they are missing things in their own life, and turn to this shit for hope and meaning, the same people making her rich, or maybe it’s just a lesbian, those lesbians will touch anything….

The worst thing in all this is that I was at an event Lady Gaga was hosting with Perez Hilton a few years ago. She had security and I kept reaching around them and grabbing her leotard ass. It was juicy and alright at the time, but I was drunk and she was all hopped up and didn’t realize what I was doing to her, making the whole molesting less fun when there’s no eye contact…

That said, she is still disgusting, even in my lapse in judgement the day I grabbed her….not knowing whether she was a man or woman…but I’m an alcoholic pervert like that…

Here are some pics of another unfortunate person grabbing at this miserable creature….

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