Christmas is over Candice Swanepoel.

I don’t know how they do it in South Africa with your tribal rain dances and shit. But I think it’s time to get with the fucking program. Sure, half naked is good all the time, but when you’re half naked theme is 4 days too late, it’s hard to appreciate the amazing pussy barely being hidden, cuz the timing is all wrong….

Sure, busting out the Christmas lingerie after Christmas is only funny once when you’re dealing with down on her luck hooker could only afford the slutty Santa costume in mid-may cuz it was on sale and that is only amazing cuz you know you’re dealing with a discount pussy who will do everything you need within your budget, I expect more from model pussy…

Fuck you Victoria’s Secret. You make too much money and own too much good pussy. I hate you and your made in China shit.

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