These pictures may look like an innocent Jessica Simpson shopping, but I can tell by the look on her face and the waddle in her chin that she’s in a panic cuz she was out looking for the food court….and hasn’t really figured out why she’s not stuffing her face with cookies and burgers….but instead she’s surrounded by clothes….she needs to make an escape…her stomach can’t hold out anymore and it may end up eating the person next to her…this is survival motherfuckers, and not of the fittest, but the hungriest, I’ve seen the movie ALIVE and I know how this is gonna play out if bitch doesn’t get some fucking cake…

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